New Years Resolutions 2012

Since it's the first day of the new year, I thought that it would be appropriate to start off this blog with a few goals for the year 2012:

1. Study abroad in China.
2. Get an internship at a political office (preferably not for any tea partiers or radical socialists).
3. Learn how to karate chop badgers.
4. Marry Muse front man Mathew Bellamy.
5. Don't get crushed by mobs of people... let alone any single normal sized people.
6. Don't get killed, raped, pepper sprayed (or all of the above) in participating in protests, or from simply leaving the sanctuary of my house.
7. Get over my addiction to gjetost.
8. Build a complete hipster wardrobe.
9. Become a sushi master chef so that I can make my own sushi.
10. Grow at least two inches.
11. Learn how to be a little more normal, but not too normal...because that wouldn't be cool.